I'm Lisa. I hate jellyfish. They are awful. Jellybeasts, some might even call them. Down with jellybeasts!

Ugh. Swimming with jellyfish. Someone oughta smack ‘em. Crazy tricks. Also, just found a fellow with a blog dedicated to his love of jellyfish. He thinks they’re cool. I think he is unaware of the dangers jellybeats pose. Awful creatures, they are. He must be an awful boy. Damn jellyfish lover. Why don’t you like something cool? Like bears. Jeez.

Everything seems to be changing…. But my hate for jellies remains the same.

Everything seems to be changing…. But my hate for jellies remains the same.

rhamphotheca:

unidentified jelly. wow.




The jellybeasts are mutating. Lord help us all.

rhamphotheca:

unidentified jelly. wow.

The jellybeasts are mutating. Lord help us all.

The World’s Greatest Mytery

Seriously, what the hell is purpose of jellyfish?

So I just spent the last few days at the beach… I was trying to enjoy a nice birthday swim…. When out of no where… a cannonball jellyfish appeared! Was I scared? Of course I was scared! It’s a damn jellybeast. I tried to swim away… but was knocked down by a wave before I could make my escape…. I just knew it was near me. That jelly body. Those freaky little tentacles. Disgusting. Fortunately, being in the ocean and all, more waves came and washed the little guy away. If he would have gotten any closer…. Who knows what would have happened… Who knows….

So I just spent the last few days at the beach… I was trying to enjoy a nice birthday swim…. When out of no where… a cannonball jellyfish appeared! Was I scared? Of course I was scared! It’s a damn jellybeast. I tried to swim away… but was knocked down by a wave before I could make my escape…. I just knew it was near me. That jelly body. Those freaky little tentacles. Disgusting. Fortunately, being in the ocean and all, more waves came and washed the little guy away. If he would have gotten any closer…. Who knows what would have happened… Who knows….

Never forget…

Never forget about the unfortunate existence of jellyfish. If you let your guard down for even a moment, jellybeats may take advantage of this opportunity and attack…. Do you want that? No? I didn’t think so. Vicious creatures, they are.

As annoyingly repetitive as this song is…. I have to admit it’s pretty catchy. Glad he seems to feel the way about jellyfish as I do. Jellybeast hate forever!

It’s a new day…. And my hate for jellyfish remains the same. These jellybeasts can weigh up to 450 lbs. x.x That is 450 lbs of poisonous hate. Swimming in the ocean with these guys? No thanks. This guy has lost his damn mind.

It’s a new day…. And my hate for jellyfish remains the same. These jellybeasts can weigh up to 450 lbs. x.x That is 450 lbs of poisonous hate. Swimming in the ocean with these guys? No thanks. This guy has lost his damn mind.

Look at this crazy person with a jellyfish tat. They support jellyfish… Who has love for jellyfish?! Down with jellybeasts! >:O

Look at this crazy person with a jellyfish tat. They support jellyfish… Who has love for jellyfish?! Down with jellybeasts! >:O

Damn jellybeasts would figure out how to live forever…. Clearly out of spite. Eff you jellybeats… Eff you.